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Tag: Feet

  • Monster Cushioning

    Dear Shoe-lover,

    Am I too harsh? What do you make of this?

    Do you believe it? Monster-level cushioning? What’s that? You want your feet to be in the hands of a pedicurist all day long?

    32mm cushioning. That’s more than an inch. Did God give you birth with torn heels and spiky floor? Even then you may not need it.

    Monster has poky teeth. Monster is big. Monster cushioning would be big poky teethy cushioning? Yeah, right. Go ahead. Buy this shit.

    There’s this energy drink too, Monster. Wear these shoes, have Monster energy drink and you’ll be monstrously comfortable. Or monstrously comfortably energetic. Sorry, you decide. What a monstrously bad post!

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  • Which situation applies to you?

    Dear Shoe Lover,

    I want to bother you a bit. I know it’s slightly more difficult than to buy shoes but still, I want you to think a bit more. And be a bit more truthful than your limits permit. Will you?

    In case you weren’t bothered and are kind enough, do drop your answer in the comments. Or any other comment that can lead to a chat.

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  • Natural Expression of Your Foot

    Just as your face has a natural expression, so does your foot. Do you want to change the natural expression of your foot because of your shoe?

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  • If the feet don’t feel right health in…

    If the feet don’t feel right, health in danger.

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  • Achilles Tendon Insertion that’s where it looks like…

    Achilles Tendon Insertion, that’s where it looks like something’s happening to give me such pain every morning.

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  • With our feet are attached hundreds of sights…

    With our feet are attached hundreds of sights, sights containing millions of pebbles and leaves, sights attached miraculously steadfastly, sights that may never emerge when feet are treadmilling.

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