I’ve got problems with the world. I can avoid them easily. But they have a horrible attractiveness. They suck and I get sucked.
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Myntra offers an infinite scroll of its cargo…
Myntra offers an infinite scroll of its cargo-pants section. Like a hopefool, I keep scrolling scrolling and scrolling to find a great pair. All slim-fit, low-rise, crotch-crushing kind of pants. Whoever models for these. Billion dollar valuation ecommerce company. Such crap!
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Whoever popularized this low rise slim fit assholiness
Whoever popularized this low-rise slim-fit assholiness!
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The crap available for shopping on the Indian…
The crap available for shopping on the Indian Internet. Unimaginable!
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Unbearable coz unwearable most of these track pants…
Unbearable coz unwearable, most of these track pants I just spent enormous time browsing through on Amazon. None, buyable. Horrible! What kind of shopper am I!
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They write handpicked for merchandise they sell as…
They write /handpicked/ for merchandise they sell, as if others have it pincer-picked. Assholes.
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Marketing emails are truly the silliest If they…
Marketing emails are truly the silliest. If they were funny, I wouldn’t mind filling my inbox. With all the data, they end up filling my inbox with silliness. Oooooo… Imagine!
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If they really meant it the name would’ve…
If they really meant it, the name would’ve been movement-friendly pants; since there’s confusion or ignorance, they call funny covers for legs as track pants.
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I checked for the meaning of Sweatpants on…
I checked for the meaning of /Sweatpants/ on Google. It says:
loose, warm trousers with an elasticated or drawstring waist, worn when exercising or as leisurewear.
They don’t offer it loose out here. I mean, of course, what’s loose, we can certainly debate.
Warm in India? Why would they offer it warm! Am up, sitting in my bed, coz of feeling so warm at 3:25 in the middle of an Indian night, in shorts. What the funny hell is happening!
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Sometimes you cannot pursue a subject coz it…
Sometimes you cannot pursue a subject coz it is not yet named. Yes, it gets that bad without a name. Just for example, I discovered and coined and adopted the name Lolsophy just a few minutes back. All along, for many many years, that’s what I was after.
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Lolsophy Humor that has wisdom Or wisdom that…
Lolsophy: Humor that has wisdom. Or wisdom that has humor?
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Wandering into people’s lives takes enormous skill
Wandering into people’s lives takes enormous skill.
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As soon as one realizes that the journey…
As soon as one realizes that the journey is long, the silly analogy of marathon creeps into the language.
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The idea is to write so that the…
The idea is to write so that the invisible and accidental are in the records.
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Headline analyzer Propositions and suppositions and assumptions
Headline analyzer! Propositions and suppositions and assumptions.
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