Dear Shoe-lover,
Am I too harsh? What do you make of this?
Do you believe it? Monster-level cushioning? What’s that? You want your feet to be in the hands of a pedicurist all day long?
32mm cushioning. That’s more than an inch. Did God give you birth with torn heels and spiky floor? Even then you may not need it.
Monster has poky teeth. Monster is big. Monster cushioning would be big poky teethy cushioning? Yeah, right. Go ahead. Buy this shit.
There’s this energy drink too, Monster. Wear these shoes, have Monster energy drink and you’ll be monstrously comfortable. Or monstrously comfortably energetic. Sorry, you decide. What a monstrously bad post!
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